You ready?

The Oscars are 11 days away. And there’s a lot at stake. In addition to major bragging rights.

It’s an annual tradition here at around Oscar time – you make your picks, you submit your ballot, and if you’re the first to correctly predict the most winners, you win!

Instructions are below. PLEASE DO NOT SKIP THEM. You may mess up your chance at the prizes if you do.

What can you win?

Well if you ask me the prize package is pretty f-cking amazing. And if you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know there’s always, always a bag.

This year the bag is the Alexander Wang Darcy Slouch Hobo. See attached. It’s the perfect size, it’s the perfect colour (dark grey), the strap is perfectly positioned, and the row of studs lining the bottom gives it just the right hint of badassery without limiting its longevity. I just went to pick it up (Tuesday February 15th), had it over my shoulder before it got wrapped, and I hate the bitch who will eventually own it. I’ve had my eye on it for months. And now it could be yours.

Next: the Toshiba Satellite L635-0J0. Surf the red carpet in style with the new Toshiba Satellite L635 in Modena Red. Featuring a 13.3” screen, Intel ® Core™i3-380M processor, 500GB HDD and 4GB of memory, this sleek and sophisticated unit is a multitasking superstar. Plus, with proprietary technology such as Toshiba Face Recognition and the Toshiba Media Controller, it is the next best thing to having a personal assistant. Click here for the details.

Finally: the Swag Basket or, more accurately, the Swag BasketS because there’s enough product here to fill two totes. Hair and makeup, beauty products from high end brands including Dior, clothing, dvds, home products, and so much more.

Click here for the instructions. They are BELOW the product descriptions. Again, please do not skip them. I don’t want you to screw up your chance at the bag. Good luck!