Smell like Antonio Banderas. It’s called Blue Seduction...

What does that even mean???

No matter. What matters is Antonio’s gift of Euro Man-cheese. Look how he tries to smoulder, here at the launch of his fragrance yesterday alongside wife Melanie. Look at those lips – lips that think it’s still 1991 when Madonna decided she had to have him in Truth or Dare.

A couple of years ago, I ran a “Spirit of the Hoff” contest on the site, challenging people to send in celebrity photos that best captured the essence of David Hasselhoff.

Antonio’s Euro Man-cheese was the eventual winner.

The stuffed undies, the tassel, the gold robe… come on, you know you love it.

Photos from Wenn.com