We had the summer off from I Can’t Ariana Grande. It was great, wasn’t it? She must have sensed that we were in a good place. Because now she’s back, selling her own fragrance. If Johnny Depp smells like a savage longing for a wannabe rock career, what’s the scent of I Can’t Ariana Grande? Side parts and cotton ball mouth.
To promote the perfume, I Can’t appeared on Good Morning America today and was asked about the donut-licking incident a few months ago – a question that was clearly vetted ahead of time. Her response was predictably self-involved. In response to a question about what she’s learned from the situation, her answer was all about her feelings. HER feelings.
“What it feels like to disappoint so many people who love and believe in you, and that’s an excruciating feeling.”
So, basically, she felt bad for herself.
