In early January, I posted an exclusive report about the new Hollywood Diet Doctors, a couple of medical professionals who are endorsing a supervised starvation diet with guaranteed results in as little as 30 days. Do me a favour. If you don"t know what I"m talking about, or if you can"t remember the article, go back and brush up on your gossip. This is Ph.D. level smut. Now have a look at this recent photo of Ashlee Simpson, taken within the last few days, after dinner at Koi in LA. Notice the thin legs. Notice the strategically baggy clothes on top, which is usually a telltale sign of skeletal transformation. Notice also that her face is much more contoured and hollow than we"ve seen her before. Is this mere coincidence? You tell me.