Name the Simpson
I know it’s so wrong and it sends such a terrible message but don’t hate me when I say that Ashlee looks so great with her new nose. It’s a lovely, lovely nose. It’s inspiration for sh*ttynosed people like me. And it does go so well with her new juicy plump lips, not quite as plump as her sister during the early days of separation, but fuller all the same. Full and nice but not obnoxious. I totally approve. The only teensy weensy problem here is that I’m finding it harder and harder to tell them apart. Not a unique observation to be sure but especially this weekend when Ashlee showed up for some music festival and Jessie went to the Lagerfeld Dom Perignon thing on Saturday night. Look at them side by side. Can you tell who’s who? It’s not easy, is it?