Lance Armstrong apparently couldn’t get enough of Ashley Olsen last week, taking their public flirtation private, behind the closed doors of Soho House where they were ensconced through the weekend. And though Ashley was not seen supporting Lance at the NY marathon, word is she had helped him prep in bed the night before.

Us Weekly sources are quick to caution however that Lance will move on…and fast. Some are saying it’s a “midlife crisis”. But let’s call a player a player. Lance is just a dude. And she’s an attractive young girl. If I were her, I’d be doing the same. Just sex. Period. And totally hot. Like sex tape hot. Something about this story that is so smutty and delicious…I love them together. Is that wrong?