Ashton Kutcher was photographed in New York today with a woman who may or may not be a friend or a lover; it’s hard to say. It’s been nothing but awesome for Ashton since he was caught cheating on Demi Moore. He was just confirmed to play Steve Jobs. And they say he’s close to signing on for another year on Two And A Half Men (source). Kutcher was paid almost a million dollars per episode his first season on the show. It’s not like he’ll be taking a pay cut either. Maybe that’s why he swaggered so confidently and offensively at the Academy Of Country Music Awards last week. Ashton was apparently full of his own sh-t at one of the afterparties, pimp walking like he was the biggest name in the room. 

Why bother being humble? Being a dick has obviously always worked for him.