Not everyone can. Jacek can but chooses not to even when he looks great. He has the worst eye.

But Ashton has a good eye. And when Ashton has no facial hair, he is f-cking gorgeous.

This is Ashton in pink at LAX today working on Valentine’s Day. How many people are in this movie????? At this rate every scene will be 20 seconds long.

Anyway. Ashton. Hot.

But every time I move to inch him closer to the Freebie Five he opens his mouth and his ass comes out. Punk bitch, bullsh-t, hypocrite. Like this.

It’s a shame. Because his asstalk negates the occasions when he does talk sense.


How To Piss On Your Own Legacy by Brett Favre.

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