Oh look it’s Ashton Kutcher who cheated on his wife with hot tub girls and received job offer after job offer following the incident. Ashton took Mila Kunis out for dinner last night. Well, when it comes to Ashton Kutcher, if there’s dinner involved, you know it must be serious.

And you know she must be into it for more.

Because otherwise how could she stand to sit across from this idiot through an entire meal? I get it she needs him to be on standby if she needs some action now and again, fine. But eating together? Eating together is about conversation and personality. Ashton Kutcher’s personality is piece of sh-t dumbass. So either she’s into that or she’s stupid. Classic sh-t/diarrhoea.