Ashton Kutcher singer, Ashton Kutcher actor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2012 13:33:39 April 2, 2012 13:33:39
A smug Ashton Kutcher presented at the ACM Awards last night. He also dedicated the following to any woman who might be interested in having him cheat on her, eventually. LeAnn Rimes must be considering it.

Ashton had reason to be up his own ass. Variety reported yesterday that heΓÇÖll be playing Steve Jobs in an indie film about the late icon. For years now Ashton has been trying to sell us on the idea that heΓÇÖs some kind of tech entrepreneur too. Just because he has money to invest in some start-ups. And fooled people into following him on Twitter. This means he can act?

We disagree on many things. But I know we donΓÇÖt disagree on this: Ashton Kutcher canNOT act. Not then, not now, not ever. So, you know, rest in peace Steve Jobs. ItΓÇÖs heartening to know that they really did their best to find someone to honour the role. Because financing it meant more. Consolation: at least itΓÇÖs not Justin Timberlake?

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