10 million votes were tallied and AskMen.com has compiled the “definitive” list of 99 Most Desirable Women for 2009.

“Readers are asked to look beyond sex appeal and beauty to pick women who have the characteristics they value in a potential companion, like intelligence, humor, charisma, and ambition. The result is a list that acts as the definitive gauge for identifying what modern men desire most in their female companions.”

Intelligence, humour, and charisma?

If that’s the case, WHY DID KATE WINSLET COME IN LAST?

And Tina Fey at 97?

In looking beyond beauty, the voting men also determined that Megan Fox , the ghetto Angelina Jolie, bested not only Kate and Tina but also Halle Berry…what?

Clearly, “intelligence” was an afterthought. Or maybe even a no-thought. Like a used condom.

There were however a few things they got right.

Like Leighton Meester (54) finished higher than Blake Lively (59). Hell yeah. And Anne Hathaway at #4 was a nice find amid the bimbos in the top 5.

But Marissa Miller at #3 is ridiculous. Because…does she even speak?

Also Kate Beckinsale over Penelope Cruz…

Really?

Have you seen Vicky Cristina Barcelona?

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