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Carpets & Candids: Jennifer and Emma at Louis Vuitton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2019 21:24:47 March 5, 2019 21:24:47
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Jennifer Connelly’s look at Louis Vuitton today is not going to be for everyone. I just… don’t know what you expect from people who are going to a fashion show DURING PARIS FASHION WEEK. Like, why, WHYYYYY would you not want to push style boundaries when that is exactly where you want to push them? The sweater is great. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Amy Adams’s BAFTA taffeta

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2019 17:06:55 February 11, 2019 17:06:55
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Joe Maher/ Pascal Le Segretain/ Samir Hussein/ Jeff Spicer/ Tolga Akmen/ Mike Marsland/ Getty Images

Last Friday, Amy Adams’s red dress in Paris was the Outfit of the Week. It was her best dress of this award season. And I was surprised. Because the dress was so good, so much better than anything she’s worn on any carpet this year, that I wondered how her BAFTA dress could be better. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kate’s worst green

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2018 16:37:04 December 11, 2018 16:37:04
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I have a hard time believing what I’m seeing here. For a long, long time Kate Moss has been known as a style icon. This is a not a debate. People have imitated her style. Designers have been inspired by her style, her look, her attitude. Kate Moss isn’t the one wearing a boring-ass strapless gown on a red carpet. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Tracee’s two nights of sparkle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2018 18:35:39 December 4, 2018 18:35:39
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Emma McIntyre/ Amanda Edwards/ Jon Kopaloff/ Roy Rochlin/ Gotham/ Getty Images

Tracee Ellis Ross was also at the Versace fashion show in New York on Sunday night. Last night she was back in LA for the Equality Now Make Equality Reality Gala. Two outfits with sparkle – which do you prefer?  At Versace, Tracee wore blue velvet, with mustard chandelier earrings, and to me the letdown is in the dress. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Katie’s red shiny dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2018 17:43:44 September 21, 2018 17:43:44
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Katie Holmes is a good friends with Zac Posen. So she wears a lot of Zac Posen. Which is…not my favourite on her. Here she is in a red Zac Posen at the Harry Winston event last night in New York.  It’s a good idea, this dress. With the off-the-shoulder detail gathering into draping sleeves and fit to the body. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kate’s beach on the red carpet 

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2018 18:37:58 September 6, 2018 18:37:58
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Ricky Vigil/ David M. Benett/ Stuart C. Wilson/ Mike Marsland/ Karwai Tang/ Getty Images

This outfit on Kate Beckinsale isn’t much…but it’s a lot at the same time. Is it a dress? Would you call it a dress? Or is it more like a bathing suit and a cover-up? If she was wearing  sandals or flip-flops and she was standing on sand with the ocean behind her, you wouldn’t think twice of it, right?  Right! Because it’s beachwear! Which is fine. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Natalie in a big gold dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2018 20:01:53 September 5, 2018 20:01:53
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I’m calling it a Big Gold Dress, here on Natalie Portman, because while it’s not, like, it takes up a lot of real estate or anything but the way the dress looks on her it feels like it’s taking up more space than it should, you know?  I guess what I’m trying to say is that I think it’s too much dress for her? To me it looks like the dress is, literally, ON TOP of her, as opposed to be ON her. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Mandy in blue leather

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2018 16:57:57 August 14, 2018 16:57:57
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Jon Kopaloff/ Alberto E Rodriguez/ Jean Baptiste Lacroix/ Getty Images

The idea of this is better than the execution. There’s maybe too much going on? I like the sleeves. A lot. But the sleeves are not getting their moment because of everything that’s happening across the chest. All that ruching and the knot off to the side and even the asymmetrical neckline. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Natalie billows in all white

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2018 20:03:30 July 11, 2018 20:03:30
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Darren Gerrish/ David M Benett/ Ricky Vigil M/ Getty Images

What is it about this outfit that’s not working?  Separately the elements are fine. Altogether it might be too much? Especially in this material? The loose top with the open sleeve would be cute over a pair of more fitted pants, right? The pants… I think I’m struggling with the pants. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Annabelle’s red mullet top

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2018 15:53:44 April 25, 2018 15:53:44
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Wenn, Gabe Ginsberg/ Michael Tran/ Getty Images

Annabelle Wallis hasn’t yet had a lot of fashion moments in her career. But this one is probably her worst so far. I cannot understand how this outfit happened.  From the waist down, we don’t have a problem. I mean, I would have probably chosen another pair of shoes but I do like these high waisted tuxedo pants. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Sofia’s corset

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2018 16:39:38 February 2, 2018 16:39:38
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Araya Diaz/ Gabriel Olsen/ Amanda Edwards/ Getty Images

It’s not like Sofia Vergara’s signature style is ever going to make her look bad. She’s hot. Her body is ridiculous. She wears the same tight dress over and over again and, while it gets boring, it’s not like it’s never nice to look at.  I do like seeing her in pants though. Full Article

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