Hook Ups Take him off the list Do it. I know it’s hard, but you must. There’s horny and then there’s f-cking desperate and STUPID. And friends don’t let friends quiver for the desperate and stupid. Goodbye Mark Salling. Or… Like Chris Pine, can we shame Mark Salling into getting rid of it? By Lainey • Nov 19, 2009 06:30 am
Dumbass Oh Rumey, shut your ass Asstalking is sweeping the continent. This time it’s my Rumer Willis. Rumey has managed to nail down a few roles here and there. Suddenly it’s gone to her head, and now she’s insisting that her 3 famous parents have nothing to do with her success. That she By Lainey • Aug 26, 2009 09:21 am
Break Ups Chris Pine bails out He was universally ridiculed when word leaked that he was dating Audrina Patridge. Kinda like John Mayer and Jessica Simpson… only worse. Which is why he shamefacedly skipped the carpet at the Movie Awards on Sunday. ShameFace is the worst with cameras around. And now Hollyscoop is reporting that Chris By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 01:35 pm
Dumbass All Hills look the same Viewership for The Hills has been steadily declining. Maybe it’s because they’re full of plastic sh-t. Maybe it’s because they’re all starting to look the same. California girls. Now that Audrina Patridge has lightened her hair, they’re all becoming one giant blonde Hill: long wavy By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 03:17 am
Hook Ups He doesn’t ask for much Just a set of fake cans. Long legs to wrap around his waist. And nothing in the way of conversation. Makes sense. After all, wouldn’t call Chris Pine the most cerebral of stars. And he’s in no danger of earning that reputation now, especially since, according to the By Lainey • May 21, 2009 05:01 am
Lauren Conrad If you care… That is Audrina Partridge last night leaving Crown Bar hand in hand with Justin Bobby. And this is Whitney Port in New York shooting The City, her new spin off. Laguna, The Hills, The City… The OC keeps giving and giving. Will Whitney become as incredibly famous as Lauren Conrad? By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 04:12 am
