Oh Canada
Our home and native land…

Today we celebrate our nation’s birthday… by celebrating the love of our nation’s, um, most musical couple. Throw up two fingers and a thumb, turn it backwards, stick out your tongue, and let out a Hell Yeah.

Or, you know, don’t.

Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger honour Canada today by getting married. In Cannes. Why Cannes?

According to E! News:

“…because she's spent significant time in Paris in the past few years and summered in places like St. Tropez. She's very immersed in French food, ambiance and culture. It's her favorite place to be."

Avril Lavigne is “immersed in French food, ambience, and culture”? I’d like to know who gave this quote. Sometimes the source quotes are better, and more ridiculous, than the story.

As for the dress, this is what it looked like the first time:

This time I’m thinking a lot less scalloping.