Sienna Miller is an easy target, and deservedly so. She’s Tori Spelling, only not f&cking ugly. And not the daughter of a Hollywood gazillionaire. Where culpability is concerned however, he’s the one with 4 kids – the youngest only 10 months old.

So Sienna’s douchebaggery pales in comparison to Balthazar Getty’s. Like KFed Jr, he walked out on his children. Like KFed Jr, he abandoned his babies, although after paps captured him and his new lover licking each other all over Italy last week, Balty is now claiming he and his wife had already been separated:

In light of the fact that many pictures have surfaced in print and on the Internet which has caused myself and my family great embarrassment, I felt it necessary to at least acknowledge publicly that yes indeed my wife and I have separated and I will not be commenting any further. The breakdown of a marriage is a very difficult and painful experience especially when children are involved.



He didn’t look very pained when he was sucking on Sienna’s nipple. Just sayin’.

And to pile sh*t on top of sh*t...Balthazar was once a drug addict and Sienna has been on the verge of a dangerous party lifestyle for far too long. There is some worry that their excesses, when combined, could have dangerous results. Or that when she tires of him, and she will, his sudden sobering reality might be too much to manage.

If you care, click here for photos of Sienna and Balthazar frolicking and fondling in Italy.