Ben Affleck is working on Batman vs Superman in Detroit. Detroit is a quick ride from Windsor, Ontario, where there’s a casino. I am familiar with this casino. I used to hit this casino in university, sometimes several times a week, blowing my rent money on blackjack. That was a problem, an almost serious problem. Fortunately I was only 20 then. I had time to f-ck up and get my sh-t together. I wasn’t in my 40s, with young children, and a healthy career.
According to STAR Magazine, Affleck was kicked out of Caesars Windsor Casino on May 31. It’s STAR Magazine so I don’t know how legit this story is but I can confirm from friends of mine in the area that Affleck has indeed been seen several times there, always disheveled and chain-smoking. And you know he already had that incident in Vegas. That time his wife was with him. Now? While he’s shooting?
Jennifer Garner is in LA with the kids. Because why should she have to f-cking babysit her husband?
Let me just be a sh-t disturber for a second though: does he know JLO is single?
