Best Black: Alicia Keys
So it’s a tad Vegas showgirl. But when you’re a musician, you always get a little freedom for flair. I like the fact that there aren’t pieces of her spurting out of her dress. I like the fact that there’s no nasty weave hanging halfway down her back. And best of all, I like the fact that I can’t see her snatch, nor is there any hint of it threatening to come out and holla. That, my fellow gossips, is more than I can say for a host of other low grade ho’s who came out to play tonight.