Worst because obviously.

Best because, don’t lie, seeing these two pieces of sh-t taking third place at a loser’s wedding gave you a lot of joy. Here’s a refresher: Lindsay Lohan wearing what I called a knock off of a knock off of a Cavalli barely containing her middle age tits looking older than her mother. And it turned out to be the white version of Pippa Middleton’s green Temperley, worn at her sister’s wedding ball at Buckingham Palace, which Temperley wanted to make VERY clear was NOT a gift, telling PEOPLE:

“Temperley’s PR team says they didn’t lend Lohan the gown, but believe she purchased it from their L.A. store.”
And how did these pictures become available? How did the paps break down her door at the hotel and secure these exclusives?


There’s only one way the photographer was granted access into that useless twat’s room to shoot her getting ready. Otherwise, how would we have been seen? As I understand, only Dina Lohan was included in the official Kardashian wedding footage that aired on E! Lindsay Lohan’s not even good enough to make it onto a reality show. Happy 2011.