In 2008, Victoria was featured in a series of memorably silly ads for Marc Jacobs, fronting his campaign with a sense of humour and a desperate eagerness that was endearing until she started believing her own hype…

And David stripped down for Armani. We must thank Mr Armani.

Because… well… please. Don’t tell me you won’t be lingering over these for a few minutes. I won’t believe you.

And in just a few weeks, it’ll be Posh’s bones on display. As you know, she’s already been photographed as the body of the new Armani women’s underwear line. Those ads are expected early Spring. Can’t wait to feel fat and unworthy for being unable to resist food as a whole.