I was originally planning to write one massive Twi-Hard hatemail post to commemorate their email amazingness over the last year but then new photos of Robert Pattinson emerged today so why not split them up, highlighting some of the best? I wonder if you’ve forgotten some of their gems.

Pattinson was spotted in London with his sister, having spent time with family for the holiday. This of course has prompted much anxiety – my inbox is filling up from Twi-Hards worried that he and Kristen Stewart, apart for Christmas, must be apart in their lonely, lonely hearts.

In other words, if they aren’t coitally connected 24 hours a day, it must be because it’s over.

Chill. It’s fine.

Instead, let’s go back and enjoy Julie C from Minnesota who introduced us to “belligerate”, a word I used far too infrequently this year:

Hi Lainey,

I have been reading your blog for a few weeks now but will not be coming back after your comments today about Rob Pattinson. Maybe you didn’t like the movie but millions of us did. Rob was great in the movie and has proved that he’s a great actor. He was not making a “poo” face. What you don’t understand is that Edward has to control himself around Bella because he can’t kill her she’s the love of his life. He’s waited a long time to find her. This struggle is what’s causing him so much pain. You are heartless not to appreciate it.

Why do you continue to belligerate this beautiful sensitive person? He is a gentle human being who has captured our hearts with his sweetness. He doesn’t deserve your constant attacks. Please reconsider what you are doing to him. Thanks for your site and I wish you good luck.

Original post here.

Photos from INFphoto.com