Best of 2011: Little Rider Cockblocks Everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2011 21:10:24 December 12, 2011 21:10:24
It was the MTV VMAs. The night was supposed to belong to Britney as the recipient of the Video Vanguard Award. And then BeyonceΓÇÖs baby came along and cockblocked everyone...with a mic drop.

Please.

I wanted to chest bump Jacek but he really doesnΓÇÖt appreciate a great famewhore the way I do.

Can you imagine the Year in Gossip without Watching BeyonceΓÇÖs Throne?

Dull.

Beyonce Thrust her Throne upon us and ordered us to be entertained. And we were! She moved that Throne around and told us to keep discussing, and examining, and fighting. And we did!

The thrusting will continue into the New Year as we all must await the arrival of the Little Rider. Until then, letΓÇÖs look back at when it all began.

With a wind machine, OBVIOUSLY, gently blowing her hair and Kanye West too, who always has to be part of a memorable moment, and at the centre of it all, Beysus and her bump rub...

(PS Not even the cynic in me can kill the weepiness I feel at the sight of Jay-ZΓÇÖs pride. When he nods his head like - thatΓÇÖs what IΓÇÖm talkinΓÇÖ about - Oh My God, I hug myself every time.)

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WENN

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