HBO announced last week that Beyonce’s self-directed documentary will air on February 16, two weeks after her Super Bowl halftime performance. The film will include video footage from B’s personal collection and concert clips and photos -- so a movie version of her Tumblr, hopefully.

Here is the first teaser featuring B telling you how scared she is but how Sasha Fierce allows her to “release” her fear. The result, of course, as you know, is a lot of high-stepping on stage, with a wind machine. And very strong vocals. Please. I will be memorising this entire movie.

Did you see the brief shot of her Blue Ivy Carter bump? How much of that do you think we’ll get? So as to -- finally, GOD -- put aside the dumbassness of that ridiculous debate that she was never pregnant to begin with.

Here are a couple of recent shots B posted on her Tumblr. She’s wearing a Stella McCartney silk shirt. I know this because I just bought the full dress version of it on mega-sale at Barneys this weekend. Her necklace is covering it but it comes with an adorable Peter Pan collar. If you’re in New York, go there now. Marni, Kane, Erdem, Dries, Balenciaga, so much of it was 40% off.