I don’t care who you are. I don’t care how many records you’ve sold. I don’t care how much fun it is to bop to your music in the car and shake it in the morning to your beats when I’m trying to decide what to wear. No one, but no one, should be wearing a shirt that’s unbuttoned to the navel. And no one, but no one, should be wearing a TRI-COLOURED suit – a white, red, and black display of bad taste that only Tina Knowles could be proud of.