I’ll preface this by saying that the following is a dodgy report that comes from one of the British tabloids. And, well, if there was actually a Royal Wedding-related piece of information involving two such major names, it seems weird that it would be the Daily Star to get the exclusive. Having said that, even though it seems too good to be true, let’s imagine how this would go down.

Beyonce and Jay-Z have supposedly been asked to perform on Friday at the reception. Apparently after the Queen and all the old people go to bed, Prince William and Kate Middleton want to tear the roof of Buckingham Palace and they requested that Beysus and Jay to help make that happen. Supposedly B & J are still considering the invitation. The Palace won’t comment. Neither will the couple.

Please.

If I were them, and if this sh-t is true, I’d decline. You want B to hustle her ass up on that stage for the likes of socialite Tara Palmer-Tomkinson and her reconstructed nose while Victoria Beckham sucks in her cheekbones, and this is supposed to be a privilege? Something about that doesn’t sit right with me. Just me?

Attached – Beysus and Jay have been spending time in Paris. They went out today and she dressed for Mad Men with a mismatchy matchy polka dot dress which I think I would have liked more if it was just all one colour.


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