When my mother sees this ensemble she’ll be all over me to buy it for her. Forget the House of the Sh-ts, Beysus should really be Made For China. It’s tacky, it’s gold, and there are 8s all over. Double 8s too. Really, you can’t go wrong.

What’s our obsession with the Number 8?

The word for 8 sounds kinda like the word for rich. FAT! As in Gung Hay FAT Choy, a phrase you may have heard before, and people say it to each other at Chinese New Year, which literally means, happy congratulations hope you get rich! No one loves to get rich more than a Chinese person. Trust me.
So Beyonce is now in St Tropez on holiday with Jay-Z marketing to squawking Chinese mah-jong ladies. It’s a lucrative demographic.

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