I still don’t understand the people who don’t believe that Beyonce is actually pregnant. Something about her faking it because she didn’t want to gain weight?

Check her out here in New York yesterday. That looks like a full face to me. In fact, B is fuller all over. And, just like us, Beysus looks bad on closed circuit tv. Click here to see.

See?

FULL.

Pregnant!

Enough of this nonsense.

Let’s talk instead about how B and J will try to make their baby come out on a 4.

They love the number 4. Both of them were born on a 4. They were married on 4s. They’ll want their baby to be a 4 which...as a Chinese person, I shudder because 4s are such bad luck. Of course B and J would be the ones to defy Chinese superstition...successfully.