Duana and I debated every day in Paris about those Chanel tights. So amazing. So expensive. $400. Le sigh. We walked away.

But these…

These earrings…

These are not the tights.

So not the same thing.

Beyonce turned up to the Gotham Magazine Gala in New York last night with these bobbing above her shoulders.

Right?

I’m not articulate enough to articulate the subtle difference – why the tights are the business and why the earrings are a colossal Fail.

It just IS, you know?

And with a body like that, why not wear a dress that actually fits? Look at the folds on her arm. It’s messy, it’s unpolished… even Tina Knowles knows that, non?

Actually.

Non.

Photos from Flynetonline.com