They probably had to hire extra staff at the venue to move her around and up and down in this Givenchy. I suppose if there’s anyone who can maneuver her way around a dress...

You’ve seen Beyonce on tour right?

I have been bitching about feathers all day. Why stop here? Get over the feathers already. Let me put it to you this way - feathers are the first thing they knock off, you know? In two days, you can buy it for less than $500. Feathers are chic for Real Housewives. Ask them. That’s what feathers are.

But the feathers aren’t even the worst part of it. Was this dress designed for a black woman? This nude underlay was meant for a white girl. Picture it on a white girl. Still ugly, but not as jarring around the bodice right? The leotard wouldn’t be so obvious. If that leotard is taken out, or at least not so visible, that’s an entirely different dress. It might even be a gamechanger.