In case the Avril/Chad engagement didn’t do it for you...

Not sure why I’ve decided to gross you out as much as possible today but that’s where we’re at so, hey, here’s Billy Bob Thornton in West Hollywood last night wearing, I dunno, patchwork jeans (?), some sexy ass boots, and of course a partial armpit on his chin. None of it would matter of course if he wasn’t a goddamn prick but, well, that’s what it is, isn’t it?

For the days when you think to yourself - how could I have had sex with that person... ?

Remember, Angelina Jolie is just like us.