Billy Ray parent pimp has accompanied his second life meal ticket and daughter Miley to New York to promote the Hannah Montana movie. They performed on Good Morning America today. Yesterday they made the rounds at other talk shows.

Here he is, hair freshly ironed and that f-cking soul patch sprayed and gelled, stopping to sign autographs.




As far as I’m concerned, if you are walking down the street and Billy Cyrus happens to be passing, there are only 2 options:

1. Throw something at him
2. Keep walking because…there’s NO REASON TO STOP.

There is no third option to ask for his autograph. Who wants his autograph? Why aren’t they watching Friday Night Lights instead?

I hate people.

Photos from and Doug Meszler /