As IF.

If I want to see a tall white guy with his hand all over the ass of his tall white wife, I’d go with Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen.

But here we are with Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, their most public carpet ever, at the MET Gala last night, both wearing Gucci, her sponsor. I feel like I’ve seen her in this dress 80 times. I feel like I’ve also seen it on Sofia Vergara 80 times. In black, in purple, in green, in red…

So I’m not hearing you if you tell me that this one is on your list. It shouldn’t be. Like, I can’t even talk about it anymore because I’m about to lose interest in everything entirely.