How did Cannes end up being a fashion show for Blake Lively? There were a lot of appearances. And so much bad fashion in those appearances.

Blake doesn’t have a stylist. Blake is also, liberally, singled out often for her sense of style. That’s an issue for me. Because…what? How?

None of the choices she made in Cannes were interesting or imaginative. SHE WORE A BALLGOWN WITH A HEADBAND. And I actually hate that less than the one shoulder body-con blue Versace. It’s that f-cking blue. Nothing fashionable happens in this colour. And if it did, it wouldn’t be like this.

The only thing I can’t be mad at is her Cannes shoe game, because she has a direct line to Christian Louboutin.