Mel B is the best of smut. And the ways she mucks around in it, she always means business.

Check it out – she dated Eddie Murphy. She got pregnant, they broke up, he didn’t want anything to do with her, she says he’s the daddy, he openly accuses her of promiscuity, and she doesn’t hide. She proclaims his paternity to the world, pops out the kid, NAMES THE KID AFTER HIM, and appears on the cover of a tabloid to introduce the man to his child. Eat that Eddie.

Here’s Murphy Brown.

Loved the tv show. I love the name. I love Scary Spice. And I love how makeup and photoshop can un-trannify anyone.