Did you know that Alfred Kinsey once shoved a toothbrush inside his pee hole while investigating erogenous zones? I relayed this to my husband one night and he actually went to put on his jock strap.

How about the fact that the final spurt from a man’s ejaculate is actually organic spermicide – nature’s way of ensuring some other dude doesn’t come along five minutes later to usurp his eggs?

Meaning that Ebola Paris Hilton’s vaginal cavity is the single largest storage of natural spermicide on the planet…

Roach is the funniest. And she’s informative. I love her.