They’re on the move!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and their 4 children, with the Second Coming safely ensconced in Angie’s stomach, reportedly arrived in Nice on Monday and are staying at Paul Allen’s villa in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat. Angelina has two projects debuting at Cannes - most importantly, Clint Eastwood’s The Changeling is in competition during the festival. It could be the beginning of yet another award season run, this time backed by one of the Academy’s all-time favourites.

Needless to say, the timing works out perfectly, as it always does when it comes to the Pitts. In close proximity to fulfill professional obligations while preparing for The Birth of The Child The World Is Waiting For, Brad and Angelina have bestowed on France the gift of The Child’s Birthplace.

How many Brangelunatics are on their way there? Like a pilgrimage you know? To be blessed in the land where the Second Coming takes its first breath, led by Three Wise Men following the stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

One day soon, it will be The Chosen One Shiloh Jolie-Pitt’s image they’ll start using in representations of the Nativity.

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