So the Chosen One is being forced into being a butch by her biological baby hating parents and wearing her hair short. She must be terribly unhappy. I don’t know about kids so I’m probably talking out of my ass when I say she looks pretty content to me. This child is miserable. I can tell by the way she’s reaching for her mother.

It was a Brange-less Oscar weekend. They’re still in Italy, and the children went to a birthday party, and it was festive, and the Chosen One wore an orange hat, and everyone was all smiles, and the paps were there to take the photos lest the f-ckers still think she’s being abused. And her sister Miss Zahara is cutting her eye at the haters. Miss Z will reckon with you. Watch.

Photos from Laurent Despois/ and