No, no, not Bethlehem.

The Chosen One Shiloh was born in Namibia. And this is where the Brange was spotted yesterday (photo here) shopping for toys. What!? Supermom Jolie didn’t have everything picked out weeks ago? Chill your ass Brangelunatics, I get it. Children change their minds all the time.

So they’re spending the holidays in Africa. Whenever I think of them in Africa I think about those photos taken in Africa that confirmed they were a couple, remember? It was April 2005. They were playing on the beach with Maddox. They were declaring that they were parents, together. And thus began the Brange.

This moment of Gossip Nostalgia has been brought to you by the 2010 steeze of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt who, with her short hair and her awesome stylings has demonstrated that, sartorially speaking, she is more like her father than she is like her ma.

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