Or does she? Two interesting items hit the gossip wires about Jenpoo today. The first was her official statement regarding the Jolie Pitt pregnancy, released through her publicist via Perez Hilton, “Jennifer is not in the practice of commenting on other people"s private lives.” Chilly, non? “Petty” is the adjective Perez threw out there. Me? Hey, as long as the girl isn’t crying or sobbing or weeping or blubbering about sunsets, I don’t have issues. 

The second curious tidbit came from the folks at Extra who quoted her rep as saying that "All the reports about phone calls between Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are all made-up lies.” Which, I suppose, is her way of telling the world that Brad didn’t have the courtesy to let her know about his new kid before the announcement broke around the world. Hey Jen - What happened to that noble declaration to ignore all tabloid reports? 

Anyway, in case you were wondering what the ex Mrs was doing on baby day with Vince in a car, trying to avoid the pappies. Interesting that they chose to be seen out together on the day the pregnancy news came out. Coincidence? You tell me. I do feel badly for the poor girl, you know. Imagine what it’s like being identified only by romantic association to other men? What was it that Sophie from Malaysia said the other day??? Oh, right. In addition to calling me a non-Asian, she wrote and I quote “A man does not define any woman” in her defense of Ms Aniston. Fuh shizzle, gossips. Jennifer Aniston = Independent Woman. Hallelujah, y’all! Ain’t that the truth!