Contrary to what you may be reading about the baby having been born already, my sources are insisting that Baby Jolie-P has yet to make its arrival. And on a Buddhist note (which Angelina has been known to practice) it would be EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY contrary to principle to begin a new life under such fraudulent circumstances. It’s like walking into the world without truth – not exactly an auspicious start in any religion. You are of course entitled to believe what you want. But I will take the opportunity here to gloat about being the very, very first to report back in January (3 months before anyone else) that they were going to birth this kid in Africa. And Namibia is still in Africa, is it not? Jada Pinkett Smith is absolutely NOT the subject of the latest smutty riddle, Strong and Not. Are you kidding? It’s probably the other way around! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to beat the sh*t out of my laptop. And frantically write another column. Fresh smut soon including insider info about the Beckham’s party and more from Cannes. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey