That was me before a headline whore.

Brange and children are in Malta working on By The Sea. On the weekend they spent time on a boat. As you can see, the Jolie wore swim shorts. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her like this before. So, there’s the headline explanation. But the other title could have been:

Brad Pitt or Sean Penn?

Because at first quick glance, I thought it might have been Sean Penn. The messy hair and the moustache, I think, have something to do with it. Sh-t. Does that mean his character in By The Sea has a moustache?

God. They just can’t give us what we want, can they? They just can’t let us prolong Mr & Mrs Smith.

That was Saturday. Yesterday the Jolie was photographed on her own touring the Maltese navy.