Brad Pitt arrived in Nice today alone still working that scraggly beard and this just a day after a new Pitt Porn report surfaced online. They are returning fire in light of all those scandalous book allegations. Unfortunately I don’t know if I buy this one.

According to Fox 411, last Saturday after their private viewing at MOCA, the Brange took off for The Standard Downtown to extend their evening without all the children. Supposedly they ordered a lot of food and got drunk and f-cked.

Getting tips from the room service delivery dude seems a little too easy. Clearly he or she isn’t worried about losing his or her job. Which means the Brange’s people probably promised it wouldn’t happen.

Now you know I love Pitt Porn, but I don’t like when it’s so obviously planted. This was a weak effort.

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