This is Brad Pitt, a few days ago, shooting War Machine in Paris. His character is going for a run. This film is for Netflix and has been described as a “satirical comedy”. These are the first photos I’ve seen that suggest it. Brad Pitt has a great gait. And pays a lot of attention, in his way, as we’ve seen, to personal style. So the way he’s picking his ass here is character, for sure.

Are you attracted? To his sense of humour?

Are you not attracted? To his legs?

To be fair, I’m not sure anyone would be attracted to this outfit, those shorts. Also to be fair, next question, would we be talking the same way about a woman?


But Brad Pitt's in no danger of losing jobs and not booking another part if he looks old and dorky.