Brad Pitt continued to shoot Cogan’s Trade yesterday in New Orleans. And while I can’t say that’s my preferred hairstyle for him – of course not – I also at the same time think he looks pretty good. What? Yeah I hear you. You think I have a soft blind for him. Maybe. But the thing with Brad Pitt for me is that even when he’s trying, he doesn’t look like he’s trying. Also… so far…? He has no heir. There’s a reason for that. And it’s because it doesn’t happen very often.

As for the Jolie and your many questions about where she’s at and whether or not they’re about to kill each other or f-ck each other senseless or whatever dumbass rumour is being floated – the Brange isn’t splitting soon, you’ll probably see her and the kids there shortly, and the two will likely put on their annual South of France Pitt Porn display this year in Cannes as she has Kung Fu Panda 2 opening in May while he has Tree of Life the same month. Really hope they come. It’s my annual dose of them.


Photos from Bauergriffinonline.com and StClair/Massie/Splashnewsonline.com