Next headline: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are terrible parents because they feed their kids McDonalds.

Gwyneth Paltrow “would rather die” than put that sh-t in her kids’ mouths. And many in the judgy mom set totally agree.

“You mean you don’t buy organic? (Tut tut!) You mean your children aren’t eating organic? (Tut, tut, tut!)”

Go to Whole Foods right now. You’ll overhear this conversation 3 or 4 times after one lap around the store. These people would not approve of what the Brange did on Saturday at the McDonalds drive-through picking up some drinks for themselves and Happy Meals for the children.

Can you imagine if you were assigned to drive-through shift that day?

Inglourious Basterds opens on August 21 –the UK premiere was last week, attended by Diane Kruger and Quentin Tarantino but missing its biggest star. Wonder if Harvey was pissed…?

Brad stayed back in LA and skipped the event while Angelina was travelling on UN business to Iraq and Jordan for a quick 3 days. Supposedly Brad chose to hang at home with the babies – minus Maddox who accompanied his mother – and could not tear away for a one night red carpet but there’s also speculation that another factor in his absence was that Angie would not have been able to be there with him, and that they did not want to give the haters another reason to suggest that it would be more evidence that they’re splitting up. Instead, they’ll save it up for Pitt Porn on carpets elsewhere.

Pitt Porn is coming soon.

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