The party is always better than the show, right?

Especially if you have a party partner. This…is not Ben Affleck’s life right now. More on that later.

For now, here’s Alice Eve getting sweaty with Bradley Cooper. And Bradley Cooper getting pawed by Michael Fassbender. And Fassbender fangirling Jennifer Lawrence. And in what must have been the Most.Intense.Conversation.Of.All.Time, Jeremy Renner and Joaquin Phoenix. It was a convention of close-talkers.