Check out Bradley Cooper’s face at the 0:58 mark in the video below. He really wanted it, didn’t he? Come. Let’s give him something. Let’s give him the hair. He really did have great hair last night. He’s been fighting with it lately -- click here to see -- but last night, it was all under control, the envy of those who are receding, the envy of many women too. And definitely the envy of Ryan Seacrest. He called him “Ry” at the end of their interview. That may have been the most gymnastics my eyes did all night.

What do you think Harvey Weinstein was ordering him to do though at the after-party? I mean that looks like some serious ordering. Are we about to see Coop with a new girlfriend next week?