We don’t usually bother with stories from IN TOUCH Weekly here because they suck on accuracy. And chances are this one probably is full of sh-t too but it’s so funny, especially with the timing, it being Oscar season and all, that I can’t resist.
According to the magazine, Bradley Cooper was recently dumped by a model called Laura Simpson. Apparently they were introduced by Jennifer Lawrence but Simpson wasn’t into it after only 6 dates because:
“(Bradley) was always touching her feet. It was weird so she broke it off.”
Touching and texting too. Supposedly he wanted her to send him photos of her toes.
Here’s Coop, having the year of his career, and trying to be all elite and sh-t with so many nominations, and now someone throws a foot fetish in his face...?
Is it the same person who keeps telling him his hair is working right now? Because the hair is a problem. And that’s weird because Coop normally has great hair but it’s had a very bad run recently, and at the worst time too. Also maybe the cheesy news anchor smile has to go.