So Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper went out for dinner last Thursday. Five minutes later Life & Style was reporting they’re getting married, even though he flew back to LA shortly after and hasn’t returned to New York since, and she’s been shooting in New York and New Jersey all week and now he’s flying to France.

What happened to the follow-up date?

You’d think, given how charming and lovely and sexy we’re always told she is, that Coop would be loathe to do anything BUT take her out again, non? After all, they shout it in our faces all the time:

JENNIFER ANISTON IS THE ULTIMATE CATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND SHE WANTS BABIES!!!!!

Clearly then there’s something wrong with Coop if he hasn’t already proposed. This is how the MiniVan will judge him. He does however look hung over, perhaps celebrating too hard the impressive box office success of The Hangover. And still it’s like his pants are getting worse and worse. Also…love the hair but maybe time for a trim? We’re bordering on greasy douche territory now…


Photos from Flynetonline.com