Bradley Cooper was photographed yesterday in super tight super short shorts on the set of American Sniper directed by Clint Eastwood. At one point, he and all the other army actors had to get on the ground and do drills. Then some dude came around and sprayed them with water. Are we shooting a fireman calendar here? This might be the best job he’s ever had.

At some point in the day, Coop had a visitor – his girlfriend Suki Waterhouse who was also wearing short shorts but by then he’d changed into long pants, depriving us of a side-by-side. I’m disappointed. The kiss on the beach doesn’t make up for it.