Who must have told him, dude, stop with the women over 30, you know? They have thoughts and opinions, they’re too much trouble. Especially the actresses. The actresses bring drama. The models smile sweetly, and won’t give you grief, about much, and those bodies, man, those f-cking bodies...

So here’s Bradley Cooper with his new girlfriend Suki Waterhouse in Boston. He’s shooting a movie there and has evidently asked her to join him. US Weekly says he’s really into her. He’s 38. She’s 20. A model, obviously. That would mean he was just going to college when she was born? Fine. No problem. But sh-t on him as hard, or harder, than you did on Taylor Swift then for Conor Kennedy and Harry Styles.

But we don’t, do we?

Not as much, anyway.

Why is that?